Friday 24 August 2018

the great san berdino facebook spam algorithm debacle

Is horsemouth posting spam? discuss

someone (or some algorithm) at facebook seems to think so because nearly everything horsemouth posted there yesterday has been labelled as spam at some point. facebook seem to be testing some algorithm because lots of people have been having this problem.

so how was your day on facebook horsemouth?

Our reply Today

Thanks again for letting us know about this post. We've taken another look and found that it doesn't go against our Community Standards, so we've restored your post. We're sorry for the trouble and appreciate you taking the time to get in touch with us so that we could correct this.

Our reply Today

Thanks again for letting us know about this post. We've taken another look and found that it doesn't go against our Community Standards, so we've restored your post. We're sorry for the trouble and appreciate you taking the time to get in touch with us so that we could correct this.

and,

Our reply Today

Thanks again for letting us know about this post. We've taken another look and found that it doesn't go against our Community Standards, so we've restored your post. We're sorry for the trouble and appreciate you taking the time to get in touch with us so that we could correct this.

ladies and gentlemen anything that stops you from meditating or going for a walk or making love is spam - all of facebook is spam, all of web 2.0 (remember that) is spam, the bits not labelled spam are just better bits of spam, accept nothing less than total immediate gratification of your desires (even your desire to have no desires) right now... in other words is it not (in the big picture of things) all spam?

now piss off and leave horsemouth alone he's just a boring old sod and find someone more entertaining to annoy (I know it's not possible, but try)... of course this is a firstworld problem.


spam today was brought to you by the sir coxsone outernational sound system (1986), the uk government ministry for brexit (23/08/18) and the guardian newspaper (23/08/18) - of them only coxsone can be argued to have improved the lot of humanity...

this is not spam. this is a comedy routine for the education and upliftment of humanity. horsemouth thanks you (spam label-er) for showing him the true meaning of S-P-A-M.it may be a processed meat product (but it's the processed meat product of champions) - facebook (on the other hand) is just processed meet

signed; the spam fritter

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on the plus side horsemouth has been enjoying the 'new' john coltrane both directions at once album big time (cheers howard) - for once a big and bad and heavy jimmy garrison, elvin jones doin' it (these dudes are cooking with gas on this one - fucking bopping), coltrane, mccoy tyner, some familiar stuff - vilia, impressions, nature boy, some new, unfamiliar, not even named...

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