out on the tiles

horsemouth is mercifully hangover free after his night  out on the tiles with an old friend (quite how he is not sure). he has posted a picture that appears to show him dozing in a private members club while wearing a suit and leather shoes. dozing and reminiscing and drinking a glass of claret. 

(of course this photo has been faked up in photoshop)

how much is the membership and are women allowed in? asked a friend.

membership is too much. women are admitted. there as a guest wearing my only pair of black shoes (second hand bought that day), a second hand blazer with a button missing (bought that day) and some work trousers. replied horsemouth.